Dat Archie banged dat other chick with dem sweet ass tits, that Shelly chick, and yo, here I am. I'm living with Uncle Leith and his girlfriend Auntie Lewis on the island Kawaii.
TEAM MAGMA SUX.
So, yo, ya'll shouldn't be followin' m' ol' blawg here, coo'? Coo'.
Bitches be trippin' balls 'cause o' my pimpin' default layout shi-nazzle.
DAMN Ima fine piece of ass for only a few weeks months old. Ya'll real mad 'cause my dad is a mastermind criminal who makes millions a year and my mom is hot and has a sweet rack and her girlfriend is a Ludicolo.
Wait. Is that vegetables?
I HATE VEGETABLES.
BAWWWWWWWW. BAWWWWWWWW. BAWWWWWWWW.